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Foods that make you dumb.

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Dumbness is ubiquitous. Most people would agree that most countries have government officials, celebrities and public speakers who are in a perpetual state of dumbness. In this present day and time, while technological development has greatly increased and the world seems to be advancing in leaps and bounds in science, it would be convenient to say that dumbness is also on the increase. The advancements are just due to a very little fraction of people on earth who have found a way to escape the tsunami of dumbness ravaging the world , either by genetics , study, motivation  or accidents to the cerebrum. The food industry has helped too, producing all sorts of foods that make you dumb. One of the most common ways to ascertain your state of dumbness is to take an IQ test. The results would be alarming if taken correctly and if the tests were created by people who are not dumb. If you are not genetically disposed to escape dumbness, you can still give it a shot by avoiding some of these foods that make you dumb. On a second note, the percentage of your daily food intake that these foods make is inversely proportional to your dumbness. If you don’t understand the last statement, yes , you are dumb. Here are foods that make you dumb.

1. Alcohol: 

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You are now in a perfect brain condition to
change the world! Moron.
If you  immediately went into defense mood on reading the first item with arguments like “ alcohol isn't even a food item”, “ alcohol has been known to improve your sex drive” or “ alcohol in moderation is good for the heart”, you are in a chronic state of dumbness. There is a reason why people who are in distress or having a bad day run to alcohol, it is to  disrupt their ability to process emotions by deadening their brain cells. It creates brain fog or in other words mental confusion. That is when you have had a little too much to drink, you don’t remember the events that follow because your brain has come to a screeching halt and it would just take a couple more halts for  it’s gaskets to burn off and you become a moron.


2. Junk Food: 
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Junk foods are addictive. Addiction is not a thing of the mind, it has to directly do with the brain. According to the university of montreal which tends to have a lower concentration of dumb people , junk foods like fries, hamburger trigger some symptoms similar to withdrawal symptoms when you stop consuming them. They directly impart the production of dopamine. Fact is you are just a few fries away from not remembering your mother’s middle name or worst still Alzheimer’s disease.



3. Salt: 
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This doesn't look like salt. Dumb blogger

Salt is one of the foods that make you dumb. It affects your cognitive function, apart from affecting your blood pressure and heart. Making you dumb is the least effect of too much salt however, stroke, cardiovascular disease and even stomach cancer are more serious effects. Putting raw salt on your food is worse than having it cooked with the food. Ditch the salt sprinkler and  feel your intelligence rise. This is not to say you should start eating saltless food, you are not 90 and toothless, or maybe you are in dumb years.



4. Trans fats and Artificial sweeteners: 
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All foods containing trans fats and artificial sweeteners are robbing you of your brain power. They are making you dumb. They affect your brain response. All of a sudden, you begin to think it’s cool to watch child porn, have kids by a bunch of sluts and refuse to pay child support, spending two hours a day playing video games while snacking on foods with trans fats and artificial sweeteners, the same foods that made you dumb in the first place. Artificial sweeteners cannot be totally avoided. They are present in your toothpaste, mouth wash, chewable vitamins and cough syrups.

5. Nicotine: 
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Nicotine affects the function of neurotransmitters by tightening the capillaries, affecting brain function. It works in such a way that once you have it in your blood stream, you have sustained attention and calmness and then when it reduces, you realize the brain can no longer function and hence the need to take it again without realizing that nicotine is the culprit itself that caused the brain fog. These foods make you dumb but withdrawing from them would not automatically make you Albert Einstein. There is still so much work to do about that. Never Underestimate Your Dumbness

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